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honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.


LMFAO I GET IT

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

LMFAO I GET IT

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the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA
look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.


omfg dat ass grab yo

the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA

look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.

omfg dat ass grab yo

(via ruinedchildhood)

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maorconleth:

i kno i dont look it but im megahappy cause i have such good snacks

maorconleth:

i kno i dont look it but im megahappy cause i have such good snacks

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

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magicalflyingbrows:

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superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

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detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

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These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

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Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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brook:

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this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen

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dictatorboy:

Shirt I saw while souvenir shopping

i must have this shirt

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

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monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

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brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

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Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

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